1 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,102 ♪ One, two, three ♪ 2 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,231 As the only girl in my family, I've always been underestimated. 3 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:26,985 I know, you're like, "Stop being a little bitch and shut up about this." 4 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:30,989 But when your dad treats you like an adorable, useless little princess, 5 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,199 you're not included in a lot of rooms. 6 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,369 What the hell is wrong with you? You're supposed to be the smart one! 7 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,579 Get out of my sight! 8 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,999 Like, for instance, his office, or as we called it, 9 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,709 the Temple of Doom. 10 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,546 Jack Gordon loved setting ridiculously high expectations 11 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,464 for his sons. 12 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:51,217 What is in your head? Do you have actual shit for brains? 13 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,679 And then screaming at them when they didn't live up to them. 14 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,853 I need you to think before you act. 15 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,522 I'm not raising a dumbass. 16 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,819 Despite my issues with him, Dad never yelled at me. 17 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:11,613 But maybe he should have. 18 00:01:11,696 --> 00:01:13,823 Because it would've prepared me for moments like this. 19 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,493 We suck, and you're the team president. 20 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:18,620 I wanna know what you're gonna do to stop the sucking. 21 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:20,205 Let's try to look at the positives. 22 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:23,083 The Sephora sponsorship is working great. 23 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,377 Sure, I left some money on the table in the streaming deal. 24 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,505 But remember, every morning when I wake up, 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,298 I am breaking a glass ceiling. 26 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,092 The fans love glass ceilings. 27 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:35,428 They go to the games, and they buy their kids little glass ceiling jerseys. 28 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,139 -What are you talking about? -We've lost five games in a row. 29 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,308 I'm at all of them, Ness. I know how we're doing. 30 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:42,060 This is the worst record we've had in years. 31 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,020 Viewership is slipping, ad dollars are down, 32 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,772 and now there's no Hoopli deal to help us. 33 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,358 I didn't realize I was walking into an ambush. 34 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,902 Is there anything else you'd like to criticize about me? 35 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,821 Certain angles of your ponytail makes you look bald. 36 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,114 We should talk changes. 37 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:57,200 I think we should cut Dyson. He's shooting 12% from the free-throw line. 38 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,161 -That's lower than Archie Chambers. -Archie Chambers from the '60s? 39 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,163 Yes, and he lost his eye in the Korean War. 40 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,917 -Thank him for his service. -But Dyson is shooting 45% from three. 41 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,504 But in the fourth quarter, they foul him, knowing he'll miss the free throws. 42 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:11,131 I still believe in Dyson. 43 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:15,802 This is a guy who was scoring 24 points a game earlier this season. 44 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:18,888 For the Long Beach Raccoons. They share an arena with a megachurch. 45 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,765 It's called the big leagues for a reason. 46 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,809 Even if we fix Dyson, this team is still a mess. 47 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:25,979 Right now, we're not making the playoffs, and the trade deadline is approaching. 48 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,857 Well, the nuclear option is to trade Marcus. 49 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,818 We'd probably get three first-round picks and a younger all-star for him. 50 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,403 Trade Marcus Winfield? 51 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,155 That's insane. 52 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,656 Ness, back me up. 53 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,241 Obviously, I love Marcus, okay? 54 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,119 He got me and the kids invited to a Simpsons table read. 55 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,079 But, if we're not gonna make the playoffs, 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,791 then maybe it's time we… talk rebuild. 57 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,210 First of all, we don't know we're not making the playoffs. 58 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,504 Second, we are not getting rid of Marcus. 59 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,591 I know the record doesn't show it, but this is a winning roster. 60 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,719 As much as I love getting berated by the three of you, 61 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:58,761 I have a team to run. 62 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,471 So, if you'll excuse me… 63 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,223 No, wait. 64 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:03,474 This is my office. 65 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,018 You get out. 66 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,603 And then I will work in here. 67 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,940 -Put your hair down. -Screw you. 68 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,693 For the record, I don't think it makes you look bald. 69 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,486 I just think it makes you look mean. 70 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:27,540 Hey! 71 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,125 Hey, wait up! 72 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:36,174 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't accept gifts for the players anymore. 73 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,384 Last time it was just a bunch of used underwear. 74 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,178 You're so funny, Jackie. 75 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,306 -You know who I am? -Duh. I'm friends with some players. 76 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,767 I'm Kyler. I saw you on Isla's Insta. 77 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,811 I was like, I didn't know the Gordons had a hot new baby brother. 78 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,438 They do? 79 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:52,815 Oh, me! 80 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,069 Oh, thanks, but I'm not a baby. 81 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:56,986 You're funny. 82 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,072 Give me your phone. 83 00:03:59,155 --> 00:04:01,449 Sorry, I don't have any hands. 84 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:02,367 Oh, here. 85 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,500 Now you're following me back. 86 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,628 Yeah. 87 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,550 Hey, Coach. 88 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,468 Yo. 89 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:22,679 Can we talk about Dyson for a second? 90 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,598 Sure. Is it about how he's the worst free-throw shooter in 60 years? 91 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:28,393 Jay, what is up with this kid? 92 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:31,771 He can shoot threes for days, but can't hit a free throw? 93 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,774 It's the yips, all right? It's not a skills issue. 94 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,609 We have him working with shooting coaches. 95 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,987 I hate psychological shit. It's so boring. 96 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,448 What do I do? I called him up here. I have to make this work. 97 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:46,077 Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't know how long we can play him. 98 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,036 I hear you. 99 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,582 I sound like my mother with vaccines, but I will do my own research. 100 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,256 -Hey, Marcus. -Hey. 101 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,508 Hey, man. How's it going? 102 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:06,180 So, uh, I don't know if you noticed, but I've been having trouble at the line. 103 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,851 Yeah… it's pretty obvious. 104 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,730 Has it ever happened to you? 105 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,064 No. 106 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:15,982 All right. 107 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,860 Well, you have any tips? 108 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,696 Yeah. Don't sign a long-term lease. 109 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,664 I'm happy you agreed to have dinner with me, 110 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,042 even though it took asking you out, like, five times. 111 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,253 Well, don't get too excited. I mostly just needed a ride back from work. 112 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,131 Don't think you're forgiven for bumping our halftime show. 113 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,300 Again, I'm really sorry about that. 114 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:44,677 And to make up for it, I read all about Celia Cruz. 115 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,430 Did you know that she was born in Havana, Cuba? 116 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,767 You're different than most guys who go after Waves dancers. 117 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,269 -Oh, thank you. Really? -Mmm. 118 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,396 -Well, what are they like? -Oh, you know. 119 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,858 Rich, tall, jacked dudes who think they'll impress you by paying off student loans. 120 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:01,778 That is incredibly kind. Maybe you should be dating them. 121 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,908 I know you're from a rich family, but I can't be bought. 122 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,034 Oh, I have no money. 123 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:11,120 I famously turned down $2 million to become my sister's assistant. 124 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,705 You're an idiot. 125 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,956 Listen to you. 126 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,000 You really think I can't speak Spanish? 127 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,585 I was born rolling my Rs. 128 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:18,920 Cute accent. 129 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,631 So, you're Mexican. 130 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,966 -Yeah. From Boyle Heights. -Mmm. 131 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:24,926 And you're… 132 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,719 El Salvadoran? 133 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,721 Born and raised in Lincoln Heights. 134 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,680 No way! 135 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,934 I used to go there with my mom all the time. 136 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,894 Her favorite restaurant was Maya's Grill. 137 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,354 Maya's my grandmother. 138 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:37,480 No way! 139 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,773 She is so mean. 140 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,275 She literally charges me a different amount every time 141 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,527 depending on how I'm dressed. 142 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,237 Don't talk about my grandma that way. 143 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,907 Also, yes, she's very mean. 144 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,209 I had a really nice time. Thank you for letting me eat all the brown bread. 145 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,836 That was a strategic move. 146 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,130 That way, I had more room for the cheesecake flan. 147 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,965 I'd maybe go out with you again. 148 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:07,844 Slow down. 149 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,348 Maybe next time. 150 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:21,774 ♪ My heart beats when I stand in line ♪ 151 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,902 What're you up to? 152 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:29,615 ♪ Waiting on the sun… ♪ 153 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,325 Headed home for the night. 154 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,831 ♪ Moving to the place where we unwind-- ♪ 155 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,465 Oh, that's hot. 156 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,143 -Good morning, Dyson. -Oh, hey, Ms. Gordon. 157 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:59,562 I got here early to practice my free throws. 158 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:01,272 I've been having some trouble at the line. 159 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,607 Yeah, no shit. 160 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,234 Dyson, you're really making me look bad. 161 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,069 So, we're gonna have to think outside the box. 162 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,197 I will do anything. Truly. 163 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,991 Do you know what team has the best free throw percentage? 164 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,493 Not off the top of my head, no. 165 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,411 The Indian Women's National Team. 166 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,955 They're incredible. Lights out from the line. 167 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,291 And it's all because of this person. 168 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,798 You're talking about this old lady? 169 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,551 Dyson, this is the shooting coach. 170 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,886 Isha Aman. 171 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,054 Isha Aman to you too. 172 00:08:33,137 --> 00:08:35,056 Dyson, that is her name, dude. 173 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,099 Respectfully, I don't see how this lady can help. 174 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:41,187 Respectfully, you suck. And I used all of my Delta miles to get her out here, okay? 175 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,104 First class. 176 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,564 So you will listen to her, 177 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,400 or you will find yourself back on the Long Beach Raccoons by lunch. 178 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,152 I don't know. She's really old. 179 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,278 And in the last 30 seconds, 180 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,114 she's hit more free throws than you the entire season. 181 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:56,494 Now, go and do this. 182 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,207 Uh, we've got a situation here. 183 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,459 Sean Murphy is at it again. 184 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:08,714 Well-placed sources say the Waves plan to trade MVP Marcus Winfield. 185 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,967 What the hell is Isla Gordon thinking? 186 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,218 That dick. 187 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,807 I want this removed! 188 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,850 Let's see if we can do that. 189 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:23,062 Who would have told Sean Murphy this? 190 00:09:23,145 --> 00:09:25,773 -I think you should know it wasn't me. -Jackie, I know it wasn't you. 191 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:28,025 You can't even dial an outside line. 192 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,111 - That, and I'm hella loyal. - Oh shit. 193 00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,113 It's Marcus's agent. Do you wanna pick it up? 194 00:09:32,196 --> 00:09:34,824 I mean, are you emotionally sound enough to be ripped a new asshole? 195 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:37,034 That is too vivid. Give me the phone. 196 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,121 Hey, Clint. How's the Big Apple? 197 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:41,747 Seen any Broadway shows lately? 198 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,208 Listen to me, you dumb C. 199 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,295 You are so lucky it's Take Your Daughter to Work Day. 200 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,672 C means cutie, Abigail. 201 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,508 I don't know what that is, honey. 202 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,678 Are you out of your fucking mind trying to trade Marcus? 203 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,764 Clint, this is 100% bullshit. We love Marcus. He's not going anywhere. 204 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,766 -Are you trying to tank your own team? -No, Clint. 205 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,020 Because if you are, I think I may have a good shooting guard to fill your needs. 206 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,772 -Just signed him. Super cheap. -I'm not trying to tank the team. 207 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,609 Okay, well, Marcus feels very disrespected. 208 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,985 He's upset. 209 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,029 He's settled in LA, okay? 210 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:17,450 His wife just agreed to co-chair the Baby2Baby Gala with Jen Garner. 211 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,492 We bought a table. 212 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:22,872 And now he's worried you'll ship him off to Salt Lake City or some other shithole. 213 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,415 I mean, Park City is nice. 214 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,292 Park City is an hour away! 215 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,252 Have you ever been skiing once in your life? 216 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,379 Look, you need to find the leak, 217 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,591 and you need to plug it, or Marcus is done. 218 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:38,471 And if that is the case, Carl Andrews couldn't be a nicer guy. 219 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,223 He can play the two or the three. He's very unhappy in Dallas. 220 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,600 Goodbye, Clint. 221 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,019 -Would you say that went well? -I'd say it went… 222 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:45,978 Badly. 223 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,647 We are so fucked. 224 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,815 Thank you for your support, both of you. 225 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:56,197 What is this? 226 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,198 Please sit down. 227 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,992 My ancient grains bowl is on my desk getting cold. 228 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,747 - Hey! - Ow! 229 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,998 What is wrong with you?! 230 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,254 Which one of you is the leak? Hmm? Which one? 231 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,465 Is that a paintball gun? Where did you get that? 232 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:15,549 From Lev's bachelor party. 233 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,218 Are you serious? 234 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,261 Why wasn't I invited? I thought we were boys. 235 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,139 Answer the question! Which one of you talked to Sean Murphy? 236 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,391 -Not me! -It wasn't me. 237 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,061 Stop it! Are you crazy? 238 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:30,106 This is Troye Sivan for Bonobos! 239 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,108 You said, trade Marcus. 240 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,234 I shot it down. 241 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:37,029 And then it just mysteriously shows up on The Sean Murphy Show? What are the odds? 242 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,614 What would we even get from that? 243 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,949 It's all part of your big plan. 244 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,119 You start the rumor, make Marcus not trust me, 245 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,163 have the board push me out so you little fuck twins 246 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,208 can take over my office and have your fun little circle jerk. 247 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,626 Hey, hey, hey! 248 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,338 This is offensive, and it's bordering on homophobic, okay? 249 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,425 Neither of us is the leak, and you need to get a grip. 250 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,884 He's telling the truth. 251 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,387 We love Marcus, and when I told him it's all bullshit, 252 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,180 he was so mad he wouldn't even look at me. 253 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,434 Stop! I'm calling HR. 254 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:11,522 If this ruins my couples' karaoke, Bituin's gonna kick your ass. 255 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,115 -Now shoot. -Shoot? 256 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:24,910 No! 257 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,412 Underhand. 258 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,621 What? 259 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:30,958 You want me to shoot granny style? 260 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,752 What's wrong with that? I'm a granny. 261 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,046 Right, but you can't expect me to shoot like this in front of all my teammates. 262 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,467 -Some of them are really mean. -Don't forget all the fans. 263 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,051 They are the most cruel. 264 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,139 Okay. 265 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,020 Hey, how's it going? 266 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,356 Isla wanted me to check in on you as her job is kind of riding on this. 267 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,859 He's a waste of my time. He won't shoot underhand. 268 00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,196 Do you wanna go back to the D-League? I mean, didn't you wash the team uniforms? 269 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,240 I'm not shooting my free throws underhand. It's humiliating. 270 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,534 More humiliating than getting fired because you suck? 271 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,702 I don't know, maybe. 272 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,873 Once you sit in the worst thing you could imagine, 273 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:14,084 then you can finally let go of fear and move on. 274 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,753 That is so beautiful. 275 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,088 I'm ordering you to take this wise woman's advice. 276 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,757 Okay, fine. 277 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,643 Wow, that… that didn't feel too weird. 278 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:33,687 I am so happy for you. Now just keep shooting. 279 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,737 -♪ It's about to get hot in this… ♪ -Ooh! 280 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,406 There it is. Whoo! 281 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,075 Wait, Marcus. 282 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,743 Can we talk? 283 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:51,539 Roy, would you mind moving to the back seat? 284 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,091 Can you move the seat? 285 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,426 More. 286 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,137 - Look, I-- - More. 287 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:13,143 I don't know how this rumor started, 288 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,855 but it's 100% not true. 289 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398 Marcus, I would never trade you. 290 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,525 I get it. It's just business. 291 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,319 No, it's not business. It's not anything. 292 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,489 Not so long ago, I was the second pick for Seattle. 293 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,158 They brought me to the stadium. 294 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:32,079 The whole arena was covered in pictures of me holding championship trophies. 295 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,957 I was their cornerstone player for life. 296 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,336 I bought a house, moved my mom there, even gave away all my sunglasses. 297 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,381 A year later, I was gone. 298 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,134 Business. 299 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:46,927 It was brutal. 300 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,431 You know, I adopted a dog. I had to leave it in Seattle. 301 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,516 -Couldn't bring it? -She was a Scottish Terrier. 302 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560 They need a wet climate, or she'll get sick. 303 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,146 Roy, you can't bring up Gracie every time we talk about Seattle. 304 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,523 I'm gonna find out who started this rumor. 305 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,902 I'm going to squash it even if I have to waterboard Sean Murphy. 306 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,449 Man, get your ass in the front seat. I ain't no chauffeur. 307 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,869 Can't tell you how excited we are to have you on the show finally. 308 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:13,245 Like, this is a dream for me. 309 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,623 -I played tennis at summer camp. -Ding-dong, bitch. 310 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,708 Uh, Isla Gordon? 311 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,170 -Wow. Hi. What are you doing here? -Tell me who's the leak? Hmm? 312 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,632 I don't know what you mean, and I'm in the middle of an interview, so… 313 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,718 Just tell whatever wife-beating Dagestani MMA fighter they can wait, 314 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,803 and turn this off! Turn it off! 315 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,180 It's cool, guys. It's all right. 316 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,224 It is one thing for you to hate me on your podcast, 317 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:37,269 which I suspect is 'cause you're still mad I didn't go home with you 318 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,688 after the Red Bull Christmas party in '08. 319 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,815 Time out. There were much hotter girls there. 320 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,275 But to make shit up 321 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,862 and jeopardize a relationship with my Most Valuable Player? 322 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,573 You really think I would trade Marcus Winfield? 323 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,409 Tell me who told you this bullshit! 324 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,537 I am a journalist, and I would never reveal my sources. 325 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,165 A journalist? You are not a journalist! 326 00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,210 You little fucking sports Frasier! 327 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,046 - You… you mean Mad Dog? - What? 328 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,383 Mad Dog was the guy that had the sports show on Frasier. 329 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,886 -Did you ever even watch the show? -God, you would know. You incel. 330 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,265 Look, I'm sorry that you are so unpopular in your own organization 331 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,434 that someone you know would come to me. 332 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,270 Maybe if you took a masterclass in leadership… 333 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,648 Oh, eat my ass! 334 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,649 Hello? 335 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,318 Oh God. 336 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,570 {\an8}Did someone just tell me to eat their ass? 337 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,364 Uh, yeah, that would be Isla Gordon. 338 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,158 I am so sorry, Ms. Evert. 339 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,744 {\an8}Yeah, so am I. 340 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,287 You happy now? 341 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,373 You just crushed a legend. 342 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,250 Hey, Jackie. 343 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,920 Hey, Jackie, right? 344 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,130 Can I help you guys? 345 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,884 Oh, they're just waiting for some players, but I'm mad at you. 346 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,844 Whoa, why? 347 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,680 You follow my friend Kyler on Instagram, but you don't follow me. 348 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,348 You, like, so hate me. 349 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,391 What? 350 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,727 No, I don't hate you. 351 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,103 Well, then, show me. 352 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,698 Sorry if my breath smells like chips. 353 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,366 Get through, get through, get through. 354 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,826 Get around. 355 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,537 Marcus, you want to join us? 356 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,957 Nah, I think I got that long COVID. 357 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:29,339 Hey. 358 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,843 -Is he still really mad? -No, no, no, he's, uh, really sick. 359 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,471 He's not gonna be active tonight, but good news. 360 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,347 You got this cute grandma to fix Dyson, right? 361 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,725 Yes, at least that's what Ali said. 362 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,518 You guys are not gonna believe this shit. 363 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,895 Let's find out. 364 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,855 Dyson, let's see it. 365 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,399 - Oh, here we go. - You ready? 366 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,194 Give this man the ball. 367 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,364 ♪ Spotlight shine bright all on me ♪ 368 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,533 ♪ Yeah, it's all on me ♪ 369 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,203 ♪ Anything you want, get it All on me ♪ 370 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,455 ♪ Yeah, it's all on me ♪ 371 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,084 No, no, no. Dyson, this is not the shot of a man. 372 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,753 - He can't be for real. - Hey, yo, D, do that again, bro. 373 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,921 I'mma put it on TikTok. 374 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,842 ♪ Give it up For the baddies on the Internet ♪ 375 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,095 ♪ Go girl, go girl ♪ 376 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,346 ♪ Rule the world… ♪ 377 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,390 There you go. You're doing the Mother Goose. 378 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,729 - Aw! - Oh my God. 379 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,772 Come on, bro. 380 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,190 - Come on. - That's no good. 381 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,900 What the hell was that? 382 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,528 He literally made 100 of these motherfuckers yesterday. 383 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,737 He's just embarrassed. 384 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,286 I'm still getting paid, right? 385 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,002 Hey, babe, sorry to barge in like this, but I have to vent. 386 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:49,920 Okay, Isla-- 387 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,214 Maybe my dad was right to keep me out of the front office. 388 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,633 Am I even built to handle a job like this? 389 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,218 -Isla, I-- -I know what you'll tell me. 390 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,220 My dad was an emotional tyrant, 391 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:01,890 treated his family like employees, his employees like dogs, 392 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,936 but maybe that's how you need to act to fucking make it in this business. 393 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,604 You just said a bad word. 394 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,941 That's Wes. 395 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,777 That's why I was gonna say maybe we should have this discussion later. 396 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,612 No, no, I have to have it right now. 397 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,989 I'm sorry, kid. 398 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,490 Okay, Isla, please. 399 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:22,035 You are the opposite of your dad, okay? 400 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,079 You are caring, and you are thoughtful, 401 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,831 and you can admit when you are wrong, 402 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,250 and that is what makes you a good boss. 403 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:30,878 You're right. 404 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:34,089 I gotta drive back to the office and apologize to my dumbass brothers. 405 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,299 That's two bad words. 406 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,341 He can count. 407 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:37,759 Sorry. 408 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,721 Goodbye. 409 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:41,889 -Bye. -Yeah. 410 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,314 What's up, Isla? Anything else you want to blame us for? 411 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,525 Or do you want to physically maim our older brother again? 412 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,069 -Did I shoot you in the eye? -No, that was a Popsicle stick. 413 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,573 I don't wanna talk about it, but the throat is all you. 414 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:03,911 And I have a giant welt on my groin, not that anyone's been down there lately. 415 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,705 The man already had a broken heart, and you bruised his ball bag. 416 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,166 - Are you happy? - No. 417 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,209 Guys, sit down. 418 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:11,960 Please? 419 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,132 I'm sorry. I should have known better. 420 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,593 But if you are the leaks… 421 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,677 -We aren't! -We aren't! 422 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,137 Okay, I believe you. 423 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,182 I just assumed the worst because you haven't always had my back. 424 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,310 You know, like when you tried to overthrow me with the board. 425 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,771 We have been loyal and supportive ever since, 426 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:34,107 which can be tough sometimes because you are a real asshole. 427 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,526 I mean, how long is it gonna take for you to trust us again? 428 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,906 I promise on the life of my fiancé, I trust you. 429 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:44,243 It's just killing me not knowing who this leak is. 430 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:48,789 Hey, one time, there was a rumor online that I had HPV. 431 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,458 And I do have it, but I didn't know who spread it. 432 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,378 The rumor, not the HPV. I spread the HPV. 433 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,295 But guess what? 434 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,216 -I'm at peace with that now. -It's a great story, Ness. 435 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,552 When you're in charge, this shit happens, okay? 436 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,637 You've got to get over it. 437 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,556 So, are we good? 438 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,600 Almost. 439 00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,480 I'll give you both $10,000 if we don't do this. 440 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,607 Ten thousand dollars. 441 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,069 Hold on, don't do anything. Oh God. 442 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,697 You know what? I should change my outfit because… 443 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,701 No! Ow! Ow! That hurts! 444 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,785 Ow! Ow! 445 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,831 No! Fuck you! We're even! 446 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,001 Hey, yo, rookie. 447 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,962 You about to do those Betty White-ass free throws tonight? 448 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,508 She was the best Golden Girl. Until the end, I would still hit. 449 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,467 Yo, yo. 450 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,636 Isla's on Sean Murphy. 451 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,889 Not once in my entire journalism career 452 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,059 have I ever been so egregiously accosted. 453 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,478 I'll let the footage speak for itself. 454 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,604 Have a look. 455 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:58,317 Who's the leak? Tell whatever wife-beating Dagestani MMA fighter 456 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,194 that they can wait, and turn this off! Turn it off! 457 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,864 To make shit up and jeopardize a relationship 458 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,574 with my Most Valuable Player? 459 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,452 You really think I would trade Marcus Winfield? 460 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,370 Eat my ass. 461 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,247 Damn! 462 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,790 Damn, Marcus. 463 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,001 Boss lady ready to throw down for you, bro. 464 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:18,712 All right, fellas, listen up. Starters tonight. 465 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:22,799 Travis, Badrag, Owens, Lewis, you're in for Marcus, 466 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,551 and Victor, you're in for Dyson. 467 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,303 Let's see if coming off the bench helps you. 468 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,057 ♪ The greatest competition Is the beast from within ♪ 469 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,893 ♪ And, yeah, I spend my time Trying all the deadly sins ♪ 470 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:33,810 ♪ Yeah, I know… ♪ 471 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,021 Damn it, Isla. How could you forget about the audio? 472 00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,940 Honestly, I'll be lucky to have my job by the end of the night. 473 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,618 What's up, Coach? 474 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:52,871 You good? 475 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,414 All good. 476 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,547 Sofia! 477 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,427 Hey. I was wondering if you wanted to get dinner with me tomorrow night? 478 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,847 My friend works at Outback and can comp us a Bloomin' Onion. 479 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,099 Yeah, I'm not free. 480 00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,600 Oh, that's okay. What about Friday? 481 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,060 No, I'm not free ever. 482 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,397 For scummy, ran-through little fuckboys. 483 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,606 ooh! 484 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,982 What are you talking about? 485 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,693 Look your name up on TikTok and lose my number. 486 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:24,903 Damn, girl. 487 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,864 That's hot. 488 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,914 You're not gonna believe this, but I just fucked a Gordon. 489 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:36,832 No cap. 490 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,632 Midway through the 3rd quarter and LA needs a boost. 491 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,759 Jonson fouls Badrag. 492 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:50,262 Dyson, in for Victor. 493 00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:52,013 Victor, come on. 494 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,850 Checking in number 6, Dyson Gibbs. 495 00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,104 And Dyson is gonna check in for the first time tonight. 496 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,691 Winfield to the cup. And one! 497 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,154 Marcus Winfield, two-point field goal, 498 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,197 going to the line for one free throw. 499 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,325 And look at this, 500 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:16,246 Winfield is shooting this free throw underhanded. 501 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,123 Why is Marcus doing a granny shot? 502 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,168 He's showing Dyson it's okay. 503 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,090 And the granny shot is good! 504 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,844 I don't think anyone's shot one of those since Archie Chambers, folks. 505 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:32,846 - Yeah! - Yeah! 506 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:37,058 Good win tonight. That's a good Portland team we just beat. 507 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,144 And you wanted me to trade Marcus. 508 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,317 Everyone loved your appearance on the show. Insane numbers. 509 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,860 Gotta have you on again. 510 00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,322 I'll come on your show, but you gotta tell me one thing. 511 00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,781 Who was the leak? 512 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,575 Nice try. 513 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,166 Yo, she asked me again. 514 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,962 ♪ Play time is over Remember what I told ya'… ♪ 515 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,175 ♪ Baby, I just go where my heart go ♪ 516 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:12,385 ♪ And I'm rolling through Cleaner than a car show… ♪ 517 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:14,095 I'd be careful. 518 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,139 ♪ Yeah, I'm no Rico Suave ♪ 519 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,600 ♪ Yeah, I just do it my way, uh ♪ 520 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:22,229 ♪ Do you copy, copy? You might not know that much about me ♪ 521 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:26,233 ♪ But I'm no Prince Charming, yeah I know it's quite alarming ♪ 522 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,817 ♪ And I'm just getting started ♪ 523 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,945 ♪ No need to comment I beg your pardon ♪ 524 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,322 ♪ Well, enough about me Let's get right into the program ♪ 525 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,324 ♪ We could run a play But I'mma be the go-to man ♪ 526 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,159 ♪ Head to the dope man Slap to the soul man ♪ 527 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:38,620 ♪ Get into it, old man We rockin' with the homie ♪ 528 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,539 ♪ You shakin' like you the man Like you confident ♪ 529 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,666 ♪ We do it every day And never turn it off and on ♪ 530 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,376 ♪ Till the sun dawn Even on a Sunday mornin' ♪ 531 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,127 ♪ We keep the motor runnin' Hotter than a fire ♪ 532 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,088 -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ 533 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,131 -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ 534 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,092 -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ 535 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,094 -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ 536 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,096 -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ 537 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,139 -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ 538 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,100 -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ -♪ Don't start nothin' ♪ 539 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,477 -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪ -♪ Won't be nothin' ♪